Html Language Programming.

A very light overview,some funny stuff & all about small-talk computer html language programming ! (we promise,not too serious).

With such a large selection of html languages programing,it can be difficult to choose one for a particular project and various levels of technology in science, teaching down to basic development formatting and programming of computer applications.

We’ll just keep on relying and leaning on Site Build It!

Oh Gosh! That was the most serious part of our html language programming explanation!

The-Art-Of –Small-Talk-Team were going to give you an easy to follow overview of how to choose a html language programming chart, but how complicated is the field of computer language science!

So in order to assist those trying to choose a html language, we will share a chart that matches html languages programming with comparable cars, to make it little bit easier for bodying html language programmers, to be. ( not us!)

So here is the list of computer lingo computer lingo and html Language Programming;

*Assembler - A Formula I race car. Very fast, but difficult to drive and expensive to maintain.

*FORTRAN II - A Model T Ford.Once it was king of the road.

*FORTRAN IV - A Model A Ford.

*FORTRAN 77 - A six-cylinder Ford -Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts .

*COBOL - A delivery van. It's bulky and ugly, but it does the work.

*BASIC - A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery.Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch the car as soon as you can afford a new one.

*PL/I, - A Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall tires, chrome exhaust pipes,and fuzzy dice hanging in the windshield.

*C - A black Firebird,the all-macho car. Comes with optional seat belts (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).

*ALGOL 60 - An Austin Mini. Boy!, that's a small car.

*Pascal - A Volkswagon Beetle.It's small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectuals.

*Modula II - A Volkswagon Rabbit with a trailer hitch.

*ALGOL 68 - An Astin Martin. An impressive car, but not just anyone can drive it.

*LISP - An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.

*PROLOG/LUCID - Prototype concept-cars.

*Maple/MACSYMA - All-terrain vehicles.

*FORTH - A go-cart.

*LOGO - A kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.

*APL - A double-decker bus. Its takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time. But, it drives only in reverse gear, and is instrumented in Greek.

*Ada - An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes and automatic transmission are all standard. No other colors or options are available. If it's good enough for the generals, it's good enough for you. Manufacturing delays due to difficulties reading the design specification are starting to clear up.

Sayings of Computer Html Language Programming

. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

. Any given program costs more and takes longer.

. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.

. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

And her's some additional computer acronyms, to keep up the "light side" of Html Language Programming;

CIA : Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

PCMCIA : People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN : It Still Does Nothing

SCSI : System Can't See It

MIPS : Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS : Defunct Operating System

WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

OS/2 : Obsolete Soon, Too

PnP : Plug and Pray

APPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM : I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our

Software Only Fools Teens

COBOL : Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP : Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

MACINTOSH : Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

AAAAA : American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

WYSIWYMG : What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Lucky And All Goes Well).

And a little joke to finish off this page;

A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell.

The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.

"Sure," the programmer replies. "I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let's see Hell."

So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time.

"Wow!" he exclaims, "Hell looks great! I'll take Hell!" Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh.

"Where's the beach? The music? The women?" he screams frantically to the angel.

"That was the demo," the angel replies as she vanishes.

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