Wedding Speeches and Small-Talk Tips.









The Art-Of-Small-Talk–Team know by experience,how stressful preparing wedding speeches can be,after all between us,we have more than eighty years of marriage between team members!

Not a bad record. Thank God!Yes why don't you drop in and see our team members?


To stand up and make a speech in front of any group can be nerve wrecking,but when you consider that those about to make a public speech are about to stand up at a ceremony,beforefriends and family then it can bring on, a whole new set of nerves and especially a huge fear of public speaking Sometimes the person making the Speech will inject a few good one-liners,to add an element of fun,and if delivered well this can be very effective.

One important point that goes with humour in any public talk,is to practice your delivery,there is no point in being anxious and perhaps,splurt out the punch-line first!

And if it happens,so what,after all they are friends and part of the family

Many Speeches, made by the groom, will mention his new mother and father-in-law, and he may extend his thanks for a job well done in bringing up their beautiful daughter,“Sucking - up ”to the in-laws started sometime earlier,we presume?

Next in the grooms speech,he should thank the bridesmaids for performing their duties and it then falls to the groomsman to reply on behalf of the bridesmaid in his speech. It makes sense, for the groom and his groomsman to get together,to discuss this part of their speeches before-hand.

If you are on the look- out for free wedding speech ideas then look no further.

We' re told that the best speech makers follow three simple rules.


"Stand Up. Speak Up.Then,very quickly,Shut Up!

Small-talk funny word of wisdom applied there!

"The brain is a wonderful thing. It never stops functioning from the time you're born until the moment you stand up to make a speech. By H Prochnow.

Here's some funny simple examples of "Marriage on-liners":

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her".

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Here’s a small-talk joke. (we love mother in-laws!) Out most care for your Mother-in-law.

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there,the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,“You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.”

The man thought about it and told him, he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home,when it would be wonderful to have her buried here,and spend only $150?”

The man replied, “a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!”

A few more wedding jokes on-liners;

“The most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once.

"Grow old along with me,the best is, yet to be," By Robert Burns.

These small-talk jokes are just a foretaste of what we have in store for our website visitors. You'll be able to totally relaxe and enjoy this special celebration!

Because as we as we say in OZ Land "she'll be right" (Australian Slang) And you’ll also be right!

Especially if you don't get to "full of the spirit" if drinking,drink in moderation,after all it is a special family occasion that will be remembered forever!

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